NRL Returns this week and as we continue our gambling competition, this week we have Roi Galfo, a Filipino Equality Advocate who doesn't know what the NRL is, much less ever seen Rugby League before or know who any of the teams are and we let her bet on it with our money. As you would expect this episode is filled with plenty of arguments over who will win this week, Marcus as usual has insanely degenerate multis-including a horse which he doesn't know where or when it will actually run, Andrew has taken a more measured approach and James has done his own form. All 3 players started with $200. Andrew comes into this week with only 86.25 left after a horrid first week. Marcus has $145 only because his bets were minimal since he had 0$ in returns last week losing every bet including one live on the pod. James had $194.47 after small losses last week. This weeks bets are below including Roi's which is the first using the guest bankroll, which will start at $150 and each week the guest can bet upto 1/3 of the current bankroll, so Roi has $50 but with some of her longer term bets weve allowed her to go slightly over too. All bets listed below. This weeks bets:
Andrew: $20 broncos same game multi - broncos h2h, broncos 1-12, broncos -1.5 $10 rabbitohs h2h $10 dragons h2h $10 wests h2h $10 knights h2h $5 multi of those 4 h2h $10 incheon utd match odds (vs pohang steelers cos they're fucking shit) Marcus: $5 Every NRL game, totals point line unders, multi all together $5 Multi North Queensland 1-12, Nth Qld v Gold Coast Melbourne Storm 1-12, Melbourne v Canberra Manly 1-12 Manly v Canterbury New Zealand 1-12 New Zealand v St George Schalke 04 WDW, Schalke 04 v Werder Bremen DRAW WDW, Mainz v Hoffenheim Leverkusan Draw No Bet, Freiburg v Leverkusan Wolfsburg WDW, Wolfsburg v Eintracht Frankfurt Hertha Berlin WDW, Hertha Berlin v Augsburg $5 Multi Schalke 04 WDW, Schalke 04 v Werder Bremen DRAW WDW, Mainz v Hoffenheim Leverkusan Draw No Bet, Freiburg v Leverkusan Wolfsburg WDW, Wolfsburg v Eintracht Frankfurt Hertha Berlin WDW, Hertha Berlin v Augsburg $5 Multi North Queensland 1-12, Nth Qld v Gold Coast Melbourne Storm 1-12, Melbourne v Canberra Manly 1-12 Manly v Canterbury New Zealand 1-12 New Zealand v St George $5 Multi 8. Felicia PLACE R8 Caulfield 5. Tavisan PLACE R6 Caulfield 10. Alfarris PLACE R9 Caulfield Shahzade PLACE wherever it is running on the weekend $5 Multi 8. Felicia WIN R8 Caulfield 5. Tavisan WIN R6 Caulfield 10. Alfarris WIN R9 Caulfield Shahzade WIN wherever it is running on the weekend James: Broncos v eels unders, based on TAB rules and cause I think it will be a tight game. $10, I’m really not confident because dunno if 6 again will lead to more scoring. Cowboys v titans, cowboys with the line -8 for $20. Roosters v Rabbitohs also line -8 for $20 Dragons v Warriors, Dragons with the line -4 for $25 Storm v Raiders under 38.5 for $10 Sea Eagles v Bulldogs sea eagles -8 for $10 Multi Cowboys, Roosters, Dragons, Sea Eagles for $10 Multi Cowboys, Roosters, Dragons, Sea Eagles, Storm for $10 Total bet $115 Special Guest Roi Galfo: Bets: Broncos $5 Titans $5 Roosters $5 Warriors $5 Tigers $5 Raiders $5 Knights $5 Sea Eagles $5 Incheon Utd $5 Scomo Blue tie $5 Sebastien Coe $5 Australian The Voice Tom Ellis $5 Next james Bond
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We recap the weekends bets. After last weeks massive victories, this week we all lost, some more than others. Last week we weren't playing with real money, this week we are. Marcus lost every bet due to only betting on wild multi bets. Most of Marcus's bets involved the horse Milwaukee and if you saw the race it came dead last and barely walked in the end. James had one of the most epic soccer wins in Korean division 2 soccer, where his team were 2-0 down well past 70 minutes...then came back to win 2-3. Andrew bet 90% of his bankroll this week, but got lucky that one of his bets and only one, got up and so he at least has something to bet, but his bankroll has taken a major hit. Marcus and Andrew bet live on the show between each other. Dave recovers from his least favorite beer, he does a beathalyser again and this time has a reading of 0.06 before he even blew into it. Dave way underestimates how many drinks he's had. The next day Dave is a little worse for wear and struggling with the first beer of the day. Marcus walks into a pub that's closed, we visit a random submarine and continue on the ridiculous road trip adventure of the ultimate booze cruise road trip, driving from Melbourne to Sydney drinking in every pub. Can we complete the challenge? You will have to watch to find out. Aussie Degens is a podcast where 3 friends competitively punt against each other on sports. We talk sports, insult each other and throw in plenty of gambling along the way. With Bundesliga returning this weekend, we have started with a special episode on the first week. We've done the form so you don't have to. This week we also have some bonus bets from the novelties markets available on sportsbet, where we each pick a colour tie that SCOMO will wear, we also pick a first word for SCOMO's next press conference. Along the way we give you fun facts about Germany by 3 morons. Once the Aussie football seasons get going we will get into betting on AFL and NRL but for now this is a preview of what's to come. Full list of tips below. Dortmund v Schalke
Marcus over @1.6 for $200, Andrew under for $100 @ 2.2. 2.5 goals James Schalke 04 4-0 @ $200 for $10. $10 to win @$6. Hertha Berlin v Hoffenheim Andrew and Marcus Hertha Berlin $100 at $3.4 James Hoffenheim $100 @ 2.1 Andrew 2-1 Hertha at $11 for $100 Marcus 1-0 $50 @ $12 Marcus Augsburg v Wolfsburg Andrew Augsburg for $100 at 3.1 Marcus $100 on draw for 3.30 James $2.25 for $100 Wolfsburg Fortuna Dusseldorf v Paderborn Marcus $50 for 0-0 at $11 James Paderborn 2.37 for $100 draw no bet. RB Leipzig v Freiburg Marcus $50 3-1 at $9.5 and $50 3-0 at $8 Eintracht Frankfurt v Mgladbach Andrew Eintracht for $200 at 2.88 Marcus Mgladbach for $300 at 2.3 James Mgladbach to win to nil at $4.5 Union Berlin v Bayern Munich James Over 10 corners at 3.5 for $300 Werder Bremen v Leverkusen Andrew Leverkusen $100 at 1.72 Marcus Werder Bremen $50 at $4.33 James Under corners 9 at $2.4 for $100 Jahn Regensburg v Holstein Kiel Andrew 1-1 at $6.5 all in. Marcus $150 Jahn 2-1 at $10 James the draw at all in. Scomo Tie Wild bet for $100 Marcus Blue $2.5 Andrew Black at $34 James Yellow/Gold $3.5 ScoMo's First Word at Next Presser for $100 Marcus: James Good $2 Andrew Welcome $8 Number of 'Australians' Said by ScoMo for $100 Marcus and Andrew under 18 at 1.9 Over 1.85 We put life's biggest question to Marcus, who in turn gives advice that we just cannot believe he is giving out for free on a podcast. Watch: According to Marcus the Motivator, 2nd place Fried Itik eating champion (his greatest accomplishment), Michael Jordan is a hack who has never achieved anything, was a shit basketball player and would lose 18 holes in a row if they were to take each other on in basketball. On this episode of the 4th Place Comedy Podcast we cover: -Raising the Conspiracy that the virus came from Pornhub. -Talk of selling asshairs leads to discussion about whether the lockdown has lead to more human sex with mans best friend and further discussion on human to dog sex. -Getting coronavirus from having sex with your dog would be awkward. -Strapons are a perfect conversation starter. -The concern of your dog barking if you were to have sex with a dog. -We ask a dog dating expert this as well as which is the best breed to date. -A woman is drinking sperm smoothies, we give better recipes and discuss Monkey excrement coffee and ponder how someone discovered this. -The Newcombe butcher who uses special methods to improve meat. -Where to get sperm in enough quantities to prepare food/drinks adequately. -The ghost of a masturbating ape haunts a wedding venue and people get married there specifically for this reason. -The new trends in sex including masturbating at work during coffee breaks. and much more. Watch: According to a sexpert in a real newspaper, masturbating during work breaks is the latest trend in sex. We discuss this sex hack and its complications and awkwardness in the following video, watch: Amazingly this is a real story from a proper newspaper...A wedding venue in Dorset has a ghost monkey that masturbates and so people book their wedding at the venue in the hopes that it will appear. Watch: Guest on the 4th Place Podcast raises the alarm that the official story of the Covid-10 outbreak may not have come from some random in Wuhan China eating a bat, nor the newly floated idea that it came from a lab mistake, but instead that PornHub may have in fact released the coronavirus in order to keep people inside to increase masturbation and lead to more web traffic. Watch: |
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